Kicks from their behinds are just a side-issue

The donkeys will happily wear their nappies or tissue
How you will persuade them to wear is  the central issue
Painful kicks from their behinds are just a side-issue.

“Donkey owners in a Kenyan town are up in arms after officials ordered their animals to wear nappies.

The local council in Limuru said the measure was needed to keep the town’s streets clean, reports the BBC.

But adverse press coverage and outrage from the town’s residents has led the authority to put its plans on hold.
And water trader Simon Kamau, who uses donkeys to transport water to his clients, added: “The problem is that the donkey can give you a fatal kick. I was once kicked by a donkey and it broke my leg.

 

Your cleavage is my heavy haulage

Get off the bus, busty lady ,but what is the big bus fuss
Your bust makes my chest-beat miss and I miss the bus.

“A 20-year-old woman was told to get off a bus in southern Germany by the driver because she was too sexy.
The woman, named only as Deborah, told a German national newspaper: “Suddenly he stopped the bus. He opened the door and shouted at me ‘Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can’t concentrate on the traffic. If you don’t sit somewhere else, I’m going to have to throw you off the bus

 

The majority girls had offline sex

Forty six per cent girls had sex with boys they met online
We presume that the balance had their sex entirely offline.

(Fully 46 per cent of the more than 20,000 girls who called the city’s pregnancy hot line during the past two years said they had sex with boys they met online, the China Daily said, citing Dr. Zhang Zhengrong of Shanghai’s No. 411 Hospital).

 

Our marriage is a case of fine arithmetic

I am a father of sweet seven and she a mother of elegant eight
‘Tween the two of us we make a fine fifteen in our years of twilight.
With luck we shall round off this number soon to the higher digit.

Ranchi: A much-in-love middle-aged man and a widow in Jharkhand married against the wishes of their adult children, some of whom have shaved their heads in protest. Even the knowledge that the man was committing the illegal act of bigamy could not keep them apart. Jawahar Chaudhary, 45, the father of seven, and Priyanka Devi, 50, the mother of eight, were married last week in Giridih district of Jharkhand. –

 

You can now tell somebody to Vafanculo,my dear fellow

Go  and tell Vaffanculo happily
Says the honorable court in Italy
It is now legal to tell Vaffanculo
To any hot-blooded Italian unculo
The risk is entirely yours ,dear fellow.

Rome: Vaffanculo! Use of the V-word — as common in Italy as the F-word is in other parts of the world — is no longer a crime following a ruling handed down on Tuesday by Italy’s highest court.

In a decision that had many politer Italians cursing under their breath, the court overturned a 2006 ruling in favour of a deputy mayor whose honour had been deemed offended by a foul-mouthed city councillor.

Article 594 of Italy’s penal code includes such offences under a category of honour crimes which carry fines and even jail time in severe cases. But the high court ruled that the use of Vaffanculo, generally translated as ‘f–k off’, was too common in Italy these days to justify penal action.”

 

One need not have a large brain to be a civil servant

This man is a French civil servant with a pin-sized brain
Thank God one need not be well -endowed in that line.

“A man with an unusually tiny brain managed to live an entirely normal life as a civil servant.
Scans of the 44-year-old man’s brain showed a huge fluid-filled chamber took up most of his skull.
French researchers say it left room for little more than a thin sheet of actual brain tissue.

 

They can profitably stare at the ceiling

The ministers have no work to do here ,there,and anywhere
They can make friends with the lizard and stare and stare
The ceiling is a good place to stare ,away from the public glare,
They also serve the nation who sit in their chair and stare.

(”At least 30 assistant Kenyan ministers have written a letter to the president, complaining they have no work to do.

“I just go to the office and read newspapers,” said Abu Chiaba, an assistant fisheries minister)