Telling lies is a sign of future success in children

Our children lie through their teeth and surely make us very proud
It is the sign of future success as the message is now clear and loud
They have still not mastered the arts of chicanery and skull-duggery
We hope they will , by and by, acquire over these skills their mastery.

There is no need to worry if a child is lying, claim experts, as it proves the kid has reached an important step in his or her mental development. What’s more, it’s a sign of future success.

After studying 1,200 children, researchers from the Institute of Child Study at Toronto University, who carried out the study, reached the conclusion that kids can be confirmed to have developed “executive functioning”, when they are able to keep the truth at the back of their mind so their fib sounds more convincing.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life/relationships/parenting/Telling-fibs-a-sign-of-future-success-in-children/articleshow/5936865.cms

 

Lincoln police successfully nab the toilet paper bandit

The cops have nabbed the toilet paper bandit successfully,
An achievement unparalleled in the annals of police history.
The dastardly bandit has committed various acts of felony
Hiding his guilty face under the rolls of toilet paper of soft ply .
Whether the paper is Charmin ultra-strong or Angel Soft-2 ply
Is still not clear and is now a subject matter of detailed inquiry.

Joshua Nelson, 29, of 121 E St. was arrested Saturday evening for robbery and use of a weapon to commit a felony.On April 24, Nelson allegedly entered Kabredlo’s at 1445 S. 17th St. armed with a knife and demanded money.The robber had toilet paper wrapped around his head to conceal his identity.

http://journalstar.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/article_86ae6a6e-5bc9-11df-85d7-001cc4c03286.html

 

She does all her firing in the morning when she is fresh

We love this superboss lady who has certainly a way with yahoo
She does her firing job so well and makes us want to shout yahoo!
She does all her firing in the morning like any other morning do
Sweetly will she call Joe and tell him he is fired now and now
And Joe and all the rest of the gang love it and shout” wow!”

I always do my firing in the morning because that’s when I’m fresh. I mean, why sit there all day thinking: I’m going to fire Joe at 4:59?

The joke was never have breakfast with Carol, because it’s not a real safe thing to do. Anybody who knows me knows I don’t do breakfast. If I’m going to get up early in the morning to meet with somebody, there’s a reason

http://www.esquire.com/women/women-issue/carol-bartz-bio-0510?src=rss

 

For our military strategy we have a beautiful power point presentation

Due to our innovative “spaghetti” slide we have superiority
Over the dastardly enemy who decidedly cannot hide
Our strategy is well mapped out in our brilliant slide.
With such a powerful slide we will soon achieve our victory
Just give us a little time to understand the damned slide.

Gen. Stanley A. McChrystal, the leader of American and NATO forces in Afghanistan, was shown a PowerPoint slide in Kabul last summer that was meant to portray the complexity of American military strategy, but looked more like a bowl of spaghetti.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/27/world/27powerpoint.html