Double fun on double time ,even if one were a Woodcock

The Aberdeen council staff work

Very hard managing their leisure
They are required to have double fun

On double time in good measure
You will agree how tough it is

For Woodcock to achieve pleasure.

“Senior Aberdeen council staff were on double time while having sex in the workplace, it has been alleged.
Former council manager Tom McNeil, 52, is claiming at a tribunal hearing he lost his job after revealing two colleagues were involved sexually.Witness Pat Fraser said she could hear then director of leisure, Brian Woodcock, and a female employee having sex behind a partition screen”
BBC

You can now soar in the nude like an eagle

You can now fly in the nude in special nude flights
Like an eagle that soars up and up in dizzy heights
You can now feel the brisk breeze on your bare bum
The flights are pricier but you’ll thoroughly enjoy ‘em.

“German nudists will be delighted to know that they can now be nude at a higher altitude than ever before, as an airline launches special nude flights.The flights of nakedness are a nostalgic throwback to the days of Communism in East Germany, when naturism was permitted and found widespread popularity. The company, OssiUrlaub.de, is specifically targeting former East Germans pining for their old, clothing-optional waysBut at around £372 (€499) for a trip between Erfurt in the south-east and Usedom in the Baltic Sea, the naked soaring will not be for everyone.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=87854&in_page_id=2