We have our udderly delightful reality show ,
You will really want more and more
Our Jersey cows footage is ,behold and lo,
A sheer visual treat when loud they moo.
“The makers of Big Udder, which features a live feed from a dairy farm in the West Country, claim their show could offer a “more intelligent” line-up than Big Brother
The show, featuring 24-hour footage of 110 Jersey cows, will be presented by fictional hosts Davina McCow and Dermot O’Creamy, makers said. They hope www.bigudder.co.uk will attract thousands of reality fans each day. “
September 27, 2007
They are udderly delightful
Indian English is “kick-ass” English
Our government loves farmers and the crops they grow
But they want them to grow herbs in their backsides more .
A Rajasthan Government official has urged the farmers to grow more herbs in their backsides.
She now knows his onions
A husband in IOWA has been booked for domestic violence
He hurled an onion at her and she now knows his onions.
A husband in Iowa, US, has pleaded guilty to domestic violence using an onion.
James Izzolena, 54 admitted to police – following his arrest – that he had thrown the onion at his wife, which had caught her a decent blow on the back of her head.”
