Mr.Pile had to hide this strange piles down there ,in this rat race
A big mystery how he charged his phone in such an awkward place.
“A prisoner has been caught with an entire mobile phone charger hidden up his bottom.Suspicious officers noticed murderer Tony Pile’s discomfort while searching his cell, reports The Sun.He finally confessed and grimaced as he produced the cable and plug.”
This man got his willy stuck in a silly padlock
The next time around he cannot trust his luck
And should carry an extra key ,what the heck.
“A Kent man had to be freed by firemen after getting his penis stuck in a padlock.
The man, in his 50s, turned up at his local fire station in Margate after a sex game went wrong.He was sent off to hospital, but medics could do nothing. So he returned to the fire station.The key hole had been superglued so firemen had to use hydraulic cutters to release him.He was eventually freed after two-and-a-half eye-watering hours.A pal told The Sun: “God knows what he was up to – but he won’t be trying it again in a hurry.
Hugging and holding hands are not allowed in this school
Against hugging,so strictly enforced is this draconian rule
That erring students are promptly sent to the principal’s room
That is where all hugging takes place in this strict school .
“VIENNA, Va. (AP) – A show of affection almost landed a teenage boy in detention.
Hugging was 13-year-old Hal Beaulieu’s crime when he sat next to his girlfriend at lunch a few months ago and put his arm around her shoulder. He was let off with a warning, but the cost of a repeat offence could be detention.”
Sisters of the world, on a sultry day
You must unite to become sirens sultry
This settlement will surely boobst
Your sagging morale and the sorority
On a sultry day you have nothing to loose
Save your bra-strings ,God Almighty.
“NEW YORK (AP) – A woman arrested for exposing her breasts has accepted a $29,000 settlement from the city, her lawyer said.
Jill Coccaro, 27, was arrested on a topless stroll two years ago, despite a 1992 state appeals court ruling that concluded women should have the same right as men to take off their shirts.
At the dry-cleaner’s, His Lordship lost his pants
Perhaps to the callous and irreverent white ants
The laundry failed to deliver despite his rants
This deficiency attracted 67 million bucks damage
Computed carefully on the basis of loss of image
The kind Judge finally agreed to drop his pants
But what about the fraud of signs in the laundry
Of guaranteed satisfaction and same day delivery
The agony caused is worth 54 million you agree
Only some few millions will restore his sanity
Since we cannot sue the white ants for perjury.
(“WASHINGTON – A judge who was seeking $67 million from a dry cleaners that lost his pants has loosened the belt on his lawsuit. Now, he’s asking for only $54 million, according to a May 30 court filing in D.C. Superio
Roy L. Pearson, a District of Columbia administrative law judge, first sued Custom Cleaners over a pair of pants that went missing two years ago. He was seeking about $65 million under the D.C. consumer protection act and almost $2 million in common law claims.
He is now focusing his claims on signs in the shop that have since been removed. The suit alleges that Jin Nam Chung, Soo Chung and Ki Chung committed fraud and misled consumers with signs that claimed “Satisfaction Guaranteed” and “Same Day Service.”
But Chris Manning, the Chungs’ attorney, says that can be considered fraud only if the signs misled a “reasonable” person. No reasonable person, he says, would interpret them to be an unconditional promise of satisfaction.”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070606/ap_on_fe_st/odd_67_million_pants)
We learn our lessons well in school and home
The Caesarian section is an area in Rome
As seizure is the emperor of imperial Rome.
Varicose is a simple word meaning nearby
Just like bellicose means the belly thereby.
Our teacher became sick at the airport
Our sympathies go out in her terminal illness
We know difficult words like condominium
We do not mean the parts of brainium
But what they wear to prevent deception.
We have crossed liberty ,now into adultery
Fibula is just a small lie,nothing really big
Artificial insemination happens to the bull
While the natural thing happens to the cow
To delay milk turning sour,keep in the cow
That is enough animal husbandry for now.
(Funny Answers From Real Students
“1. What happens to your body as you age?
When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
2. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
3. What is artificial insemination?
When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
4. How can you delay milk turning sour?
Keep it in the cow.
5. How are the main parts of the body categorized?
The body is consisted into three parts – the brainium, the borax the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.
6. What is the Fibula?
A small lie.
7. What does “varicose” mean?
Nearby.
8. What is the most common form of birth control?
Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
9. Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean Section.”
The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
10. What is a seizure?
A Roman emperor.
11. What is a terminal illness?
When you are sick at the airport
12. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas.”)
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