Humor in verse

May 29, 2007

The Spanish cows seem to appreciate classical music and have a dim view of rock and jazz

Filed under: Uncategorized — mohanaraga @ 5:22 am

The Spanish cows have eclectic tastes when they go about their lactation
But as cognoscenti they choose Mozart over rock and jazz without hesitation.

“The Chirigota farm on the outskirts of Madrid is using an innovative system to produce the best quality milk possible from its milking cows.

The bovines are treated like VIP’s at this Spanish farm with the help of accessories such as waterbeds, electronic brushes and sprinklers that have turned the complex into a five-star hotel for pampered cows.

However, the biggest influence on milk quality, according to the farm owners, is the use of music. It is not any old music though, but that of the composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. The placid harmonies of the Austrian composer’s concerto for flute and harp in D major is played continually at milking time. The music soothes the nerves of the Friesians.

“It only happens with Mozart and although it was discovered by monks in Brittany, the idea is being used mainly in Israel. We in fact have specialists come over from Israel to explain to us new concepts of production. And it was them that told us to use Mozart,” said Nicolas Sieber, the head of marketing for the milking farm and company.”

http://www.eitb24.com/new/en/B24_49924/life/COW-COMFORT-Do-you-want-to-improve-your-cows

May 28, 2007

She bites only what she can chew ,especially if it is raw

Filed under: Uncategorized — mohanaraga @ 8:27 am

This new son-in-law had his cute ear bitten by the mother-in-law
Know that she bites only what she can chew,especially if it is raw.

(”ROGERS, Ark. (AP) – A woman was charged with second-degree domestic battery after biting off part of her new son-in-law’s ear.

Police say Julie Lynn Jenkins, 42, bit Leland Shawn Charles Knighting’s ear Wednesday night. Officers found Knighting lying in the street, holding the side of his head and bleeding heavily from an ear. Knighting, 20, identified Jenkins as his attacker. “)

Breitbart

May 27, 2007

The chilly-eater of Delhi

Filed under: Uncategorized — mohanaraga @ 6:32 am

There was a hilly guy in Delhi who ate many a green chilly
The thunder that followed in his belly made him look a bit silly.

(16 years-old Pravin Kumar Sherawat sucks up milk through his nostrils and squirts it through his eyes , 12 feet high ! He is also a holder of the national record for eating 175 green chillies in five minutes sharp.)

These foreign condoms have not been approved by our moms

Filed under: Uncategorized — mohanaraga @ 6:25 am

The international condoms have not been approved by our moms
They are long for our ding-dongs,their use entirely wrong in our homes’

(“Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.

The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run center, said its initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the financial capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those condoms catered for.

For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two inches). A poor fit meant the prophylactics often didn’t do the job they were bought for, and led to some tearing or slipping off during use.”)

Personal freshness is a matter of confidence

Filed under: Uncategorized — mohanaraga @ 6:05 am

His pants have been worn for 2 years ,pretty pants we heartily agree
Are you confident about your personal freshness ,we ask hesitatingly.

(”Darwin man wears same trousers for 2.5 years The fashion police have been called in on a Darwin accountant who admits he has worn the same pair of trousers every work day for more than two years.
“Wayne” will not reveal his surname but is proud of wearing the same pants Monday to Friday, only washing them on the weekend.The father of one says he sometimes gets another wear out of them on Saturday”I wear them all week, don’t wash,” he said.

“I do wash them at the end of the week and I sometimes wear them out on a Saturday night when I go to live theatre or wherever it may be.

“But nearly two-and-a-half years I’ve been wearing the same set of trousers.”

Business etiquette specialist Patsy Rowe has told the ABC’s Barry Nichols that Wayne’s case is deeply troubling.

“I’m just a little concerned,” she said.

“This is a personal matter Barry, and I wouldn’t discuss it normally, about odour. One doesn’t like to bring this up but is Wayne confident about his personal freshness?”

http://strange.blosker.com/link/darwin-man-wears-same-trousers-for-2.5-yea

May 25, 2007

He is a little hot man,looking not bad and he has a good mind for his wife

Filed under: Small town morality — mohanaraga @ 10:47 am

“Some matrimonial ads from Indian newspapers

 

 

 

IAM GOOD AND CHARM LOOKING AND GOOD HEALTH. IAM SICEARE AT MY WORK EXCEPT WORKING HOURS, JUST SITING IN HOUSE.

(she is sinceare at work,except working hours,when she is just sitting in house)

daily yearly morning i wakeup at six and i go to temple then sharp at nine iam goto my office iam take lunch at after noon one then i come back my home at eviening eight then igo sleep at ten

(daily yearly morning she wakes up at six and the rest.…. )

I am a little hot man i am work in xxx am looking not bad i have a good mind for my wife(I need a girl with good character. I have a wife but I need a second one. That’s all.)

A little horny ?

me is a normale man with out to much cute.

I AM LOOKING FOR A GOOD CARECTOR GIRL. IAM A SOFT CARECTORI AM LOOKING FOR GOOD MIND LADY FROM GOOD FAILY. I AM A NORMAL GUY SO HO EVER COMEING IN MY LIFE I WILL TAKE CARE OF THEM

I DONT LIKE TO ANGRY WITH SOMEONE.I AM NOT LIKE TO SPEAK MORE.I ALWAYS KEEP CALM

( A tranquil disposition)

One thing is clear.Every one wants a girl with good charector .Just one guy has a wife already but wants a second one.But he admits he is not much of a looker. He is a normal man without much cute .

This little hot man has a good mind for the wife

He is a little hot man,looking not bad
With a good mind for his wife,this lad
He is a normal man without too much cute
She is sincere at work except working hours
When she sits in the house and waking hours
When she wakes up yearly and go to temple
She goes to office and takes lunch at afternoon
Then she comes back her home at evening
At ten she does not forget to go to sleep
He is only looking for a good charecter girl
He himself is a soft character ,a normal guy
Looking for good mind from good family
He keeps calm and does not at all angry
This hot man has a good mind for the wifey.

May 19, 2007

The tea -boy

Filed under: Uncategorized — mohanaraga @ 5:21 pm

The tea-boy in the Court

The   tea-boy in the court counts cups
For each broken cup he loses
Half a day’s wages.

The tea-stall in the Court

On a hot summer afternoon
As the arguments and tea became thinner
The vendor’s pockets became bulgier.

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