The kids have good education in these modern times
They learn all about boob jobs along with nursery rhymes.
“A plastic surgeon has written a controversial children’s book explaining nose jobs, tummy tucks and breast implants.”
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2874024.html
“Senior Aberdeen council staff were on double time while having sex in the workplace, it has been alleged.
Former council manager Tom McNeil, 52, is claiming at a tribunal hearing he lost his job after revealing two colleagues were involved sexually.Witness Pat Fraser said she could hear then director of leisure, Brian Woodcock, and a female employee having sex behind a partition screen”
BBC
You can now fly in the nude in special nude flights
Like an eagle that soars up and up in dizzy heights
You can now feel the brisk breeze on your bare bum
The flights are pricier but you’ll thoroughly enjoy ‘em.
“German nudists will be delighted to know that they can now be nude at a higher altitude than ever before, as an airline launches special nude flights.The flights of nakedness are a nostalgic throwback to the days of Communism in East Germany, when naturism was permitted and found widespread popularity. The company, OssiUrlaub.de, is specifically targeting former East Germans pining for their old, clothing-optional waysBut at around £372 (€499) for a trip between Erfurt in the south-east and Usedom in the Baltic Sea, the naked soaring will not be for everyone.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=87854&in_page_id=2
He was not a wicked man,only
A naked gentleman at close quarters
Though properly razored he was unjustly
Tasered in the hind quarters.
A man who stripped off at a university concert was tasered ‘in the ass’ by police as they tried to handcuff him.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=75324&in_page_id=2
A sweets shop owner made chocolates
Of a porn star’s willy
That made his “blue job” so much sweeter ,
Albeit darn silly.
“An Italian sweet shop owner has been fined after making chocolate copies of a local porn star’s proudest asset.
Bologna police told Teresa Conti, 40, to melt down the chocolate version of blue movie actor Rocco Siffredi’s penis.”
It was not clear why Mr.Boylan was naked
Nor why the truck was at all hijacked
We are utterly dense as to why the heck
He had to be naked to steal the truck.
A naked man jumped into a stranger’s pickup truck and drove off before it crashed in a field….The Putnam County Sheriff’s Office said it was unclear why Boylan was naked or why the man stole Johnson’s truck.
We have now a Mungo and Maud perfume
For your favorite canines making them pine
As part of the doggy haute couture
A couple of designer dresses will be fine.
“A London firm has launched what it claims is the world’s first perfume made especially for dogs.Mungo & Maud are selling their Petite Amande eau de toilette for £38, reports the Daily Telegraph.”
Do not at all philander ,says the goose to the gander
Any foreign affairs we no doubt severely condemn
We still love you and just in case,here is the condom.
“KATMANDU, Nepal (AP) - Women in a Nepal mountain village have been mailing condoms to their husbands working overseas to protect them from sexually transmitted diseases, a news report said Tuesday.
The women of Pang village have been writing their husbands letters urging them not to have sex with others—but they have been enclosing condoms just in case, the Kantipur newspaper reported.
“http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8SOE8G81&show_article=1&catnum=9
Excuse me,sir, down there you forgot to wear your pants
We like to caution that in these parts crawl many red ants
By the way,are you searching for a screw-driver in those parts ?
“A naked man arrested for indecent exposure in California was held at gunpoint – on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon. He had a screwdriver hidden in his anus.”
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=23771&in_page_id=2
We have our udderly delightful reality show ,
You will really want more and more
Our Jersey cows footage is ,behold and lo,
A sheer visual treat when loud they moo.
“The makers of Big Udder, which features a live feed from a dairy farm in the West Country, claim their show could offer a “more intelligent” line-up than Big Brother
The show, featuring 24-hour footage of 110 Jersey cows, will be presented by fictional hosts Davina McCow and Dermot O’Creamy, makers said. They hope www.bigudder.co.uk will attract thousands of reality fans each day. “
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